Tigerkid

(via jowhittaker)

arthurmoregun:

Cobie Smulders as Maria Hill in Secret Invasion ep01

(via bulkyphrase)

secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

(via bathtimefunduck)

parotcardsroxy:

parotcardsroxy:

no amount of bird posts i make can ever capture how truly strange bitterns are

i say this with so much love and adoration in my heart. what the fuck is that

(american, least, great, and yellow bitterns)

(via rukafais)

apparentlynotreallyfinnish:

prokopetz:

Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:

• Sex

Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:

• Sex
• Holding hands
  
• Bizarre misunderstandings
• Meticulous descriptions of food and clothing
  
• The author’s unaddressed traumas
• Found family
  
• Plausible explanations for existing plot holes
• Additional plot holes
  
• Exciting new frontiers in speculative physics, economics, chemistry, biology, zoology, psychology, theology, and/or ontology
• Tax evasion
• Gender
  
• Very bad puns
  

What fanfic often removes from the source material:

• All beds except one
  

(via standinshadowedsilence)

mothpriestdustwing:

I’ve been working on this project for a while and I think it’s time to show them off. These are propaganda/health and safety reminder posters for the Office for the Preservation of Normalcy, an organization that deals with the supernatural in a canon I’m working on. I have some lore I’m working on, but these posters will be the main thing that exists for now. The “sample” watermark is because I would like to sell higher-quality printouts and files in the future.

At this stage I’m looking for feedback. How do they look visually? Could a tagline be punchier? Please please let me know what you think.

(via mr-pip)

wild-saber1337:

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I’m not sorry for having you know this exists XD

(via mr-pip)

whenfatecollides:

Xena Warrior Princess 4.15 Between The Lines

(via racethewind10)

buffygif:

_{best of: faith lehane}

a-book-of-creatures:

garbage-empress:

garbage-empress:

suinicide:

garbage-empress:

Turns out the potassium nitrate I had as fertilizer for algae to feed my slut isn’t fucking a nitrate salt at all and I am pissed

I think a slut needs a more varied diet than just algae?

This is the worst typo in the world

This is the slut in question by the way

💥💥SLUT TYPO💥💥

(via tonightimalive)

dduane:

moviesludge:

I came into my room and there was a web directly across the inside of my doorway even though it had only been a couple of hours since I last walked in here. Of course I immediately thought of this old Far Side which is never too far from my mind

Have loved this particular Far Side moment for ages.

(via gigi-tastic)

tigerkid14:

““Torch every book. Burn every page. Char every word to ash. Ideas are incombustible. And therein lies your real fear.””

— ― Ellen Hopkins (via epicreads)

dinneratgrannys:

ONCE UPON A TIME
4.11, Shattered Sight

debsava:

It is what we need more than anything.  — Timothy J. Keller 

(via amatterofcomplication)

that-twink-over-there:

aaaaasneakattack:

pikaglove:

r4cs0:

Holy shit lol

We stan

That ending fucking blindsided me

(via mr-pip)