albertcamuesli:
no writing workshop can help you improve your writing as much as this screenshot can
Oh gods. (hides eyes)
…I’ve been coughing my lungs up for the last three days now and am sick and tired of it, and seriously weary, but THIS makes me want to sit up and start ragetyping.
(reaches down into drafts folder, rummages around to grab hold of the screed I wrote in, dear sweet Thoth on his ebike, January) and then decided not to post in the heat of the moment)
(oh, and prev tags, which were good)
#this screenshot punched me in the face#war flashbacks#my immortal#writing#don’t be afraid to use ‘said’#the brain just skips over filler words like that#it can’t skip over whatever nonsense 'he whimpered … I roared’ is#also words convey specific things such as emotions and how loud someone is speaking and you can’t just use them at random#don’t just use a random word from a list of 'alternatives for said’ you found online#use words intentionally
Right. (pauses to cough) Now then—
Something trundled by on my dash some days back. And I got all ready to write a post about it, and then Peter had his accident in the kitchen and it got jarred out of my head for days. Until now, in fact..
Anyway. The “something” was a beautifully made chart of “dialogue tags”. Someone had gone to a lot of trouble over it, clearly with the intention of helping other people. And after I spent a while admiring the design (and the ingenuity of it), I nonetheless started having, yet again, the same set of annoyed and frustrated misgivings I get every time one of these substitutes-for-“said” or suggested-dialogue-tags lists crosses my path.
These lists aren’t a new phenomenon by any means. In the last century you could buy whole books of them. They were called “saidbooks”, which is kind of ironic, since “said” was about the only word they didn’t include. (Look, hello-delicious-tea over here knows about them too.) But their purpose was to provide people who were nervous about repeating themselves—and thought they’d be mistaken for bad writers when they did—with lots of other words to use.
(sigh) Plainly this misapprehension is still with us.
Am I about to get prescriptive? Depends on your definition of the term. (Though it’s also true that in New York state, where I was licensed, properly trained nurses can prescribe. And in this paradigm, after nearly fifty years of doing this work, and various bestseller lists, blah blah blah, maybe I can be considered properly trained.) Anyway:
(adding a cut here, as I got distracted from doing so earlier by yet another spell of coughing)
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